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Adventurer’s Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything

Old book

Welcome back to your trusty copy of the Adventurer’s Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything. You should really take better care of me; the yellowing I can stand, but the mold? That’s just disgusting.

I mean, I do my job. Through me you have access to everything you’ve learned about the world around you. Is it too much to ask to keep me dry? I suppose, knowing your hygiene habits, it is – you’ve got more grease and grime on you than a dwarf’s beard can hold.


Yeah, so you get out of the house every once in a while. Whoop-dee-frickin’-do. I hope you get skin cancer.



Magic plays an important role in the world, and it is not unusual for one to choose magic as a profession or sell magical objects for a living. While those who know nothing about magic can be suspicious and even afraid of it, magic is based upon the natural laws of the world. Most magicians would claim that magic is a higher, purer form of understanding and experiencing the world.


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